(I don’t really need thumbnails, do I? Also, sorry for the late post)
HI there Razzberries!
I know y’all love my funny, weird, and cheesy quotes, so, here’s more! Enjoy!
(Also my evil twin pops up time to time, just ignore her)
-“Welcome folks, to another episode of “Why Am I Up At Two In The Morning?”
I still don’t know why I was up so early.
-“I promise I’m not a bunch of La Croix cans in a jean jacket.”
-Graham Cracker: poor snake
Katrina: Oh my gosh
Me: JAN JAN (Yes, that’s a reference. Kudos to whoever gets it)
Graham Cracker: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of little garden snake Miranda
would anyone like to say a few words?
Me: I will.
Katrina: Miranda was so young
She was stepped on with no regard to her hopes and dreams, aspirations, or future
Me: Miranda, also known as Jan Jan, was a good snake. I didn’t know them that long, In fact, I don’t know why I’m here, the Sheriff’s Secret Police kidnapped me (another reference. Extra kudos if you also get that), send help, but I know they were a good snek. Rest in peace
Graham Cracker: s-she wanted to be a dentist
Me: So, the snek’s name was legally Janice Miranda?
Katrina: Oh my snek
Such a beautiful name
More things from my groupchat.
-“‘None of us know latin’
cogitare iterum, dude.”
Yes, I took latin for a year. Yes, I used google translate.
-Katrina: CATIE YOU ARE HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS
Me: I’M CONTINUALLY HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS
IT’S NOTHING NEW
I still am.
-Online School is the only place I can sing “Jump Up, Superstar” out loud
JUMP UP, SUPER HIGH! HIGH UP IN THE SKY
-Wrote an entire paragraph about how people smile
Basically, there are 4 kinds of smiles; nice, not nice, evil, and people who don’t smile.
-”It’s actually my evil twin”
Please go away Katie. I don’t like you.
-Wants to become a therapist
My parents said I’d be a bad therapist, and I did this, to spite them.
-”This has been a PSA by Catie and her evil twin.”
-”THEY WOULDN’T BREAK INTO SONG RANDOMLY, WOULD THEY?”
-Me: THERAPIST AND F A B U L O U S
Katrina: THERAPIST AND U N L I C E N S E D
-”I’m the person who’ll be writing most of this. It’s just a journal, to keep track of my life. Oh, and the literal demons roaming in my head. But that’s not important.”
D I A L O G U E
Well, that’s it. I have so much fun doing these. ❤
Love ya, platonically.