WEIRD THINGS I’VE SAID/DONE

(I don’t really need thumbnails, do I? Also, sorry for the late post)

HI there Razzberries!

I know y’all love my funny, weird, and cheesy quotes, so, here’s more! Enjoy!

(Also my evil twin pops up time to time, just ignore her)

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-“Welcome folks, to another episode of “Why Am I Up At Two In The Morning?”

I still don’t know why I was up so early.

-“I promise I’m not a bunch of La Croix cans in a jean jacket.”

I promise.

-Graham Cracker: poor snake

Katrina: Oh my gosh

POOR SNEK

Me: JAN JAN (Yes, that’s a reference. Kudos to whoever gets it)

Graham Cracker: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of little garden snake Miranda

would anyone like to say a few words?

Me: I will.

Katrina: Miranda was so young

And yet

She was stepped on with no regard to her hopes and dreams, aspirations, or future

Me: Miranda, also known as Jan Jan, was a good snake. I didn’t know them that long, In fact, I don’t know why I’m here, the Sheriff’s Secret Police kidnapped me (another reference. Extra kudos if you also get that), send help, but I know they were a good snek. Rest in peace

Graham Cracker: s-she wanted to be a dentist

Me: So, the snek’s name was legally Janice Miranda?

Graham: yes

Katrina: Oh my snek

Such a beautiful name

More things from my groupchat. 

-“‘None of us know latin’

cogitare iterum, dude.”

Yes, I took latin for a year. Yes, I used google translate. 

-Katrina: CATIE YOU ARE HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

Me: I’M CONTINUALLY HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

IT’S NOTHING NEW

I still am.

-Online School is the only place I can sing “Jump Up, Superstar” out loud

JUMP UP, SUPER HIGH! HIGH UP IN THE SKY

-Wrote an entire paragraph about how people smile

Basically, there are 4 kinds of smiles; nice, not nice, evil, and people who don’t smile.

-”It’s actually my evil twin”

Please go away Katie. I don’t like you.

-Wants to become a therapist

My parents said I’d be a bad therapist, and I did this, to spite them.

-”This has been a  PSA by Catie and her evil twin.”

-”THEY WOULDN’T BREAK INTO SONG RANDOMLY, WOULD THEY?”

-Me: THERAPIST AND F A B U L O U S

Katrina: THERAPIST AND U N L I C E N S E D

-”I’m the person who’ll be writing most of this. It’s just a journal, to keep track of my life. Oh, and the literal demons roaming in my head. But that’s not important.”

D I A L O G U E

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Well, that’s it. I have so much fun doing these. ❤

Love ya, platonically.

PART 3

PART 2

PART 1