WEIRD THINGS I’VE SAID/DONE

(I don’t really need thumbnails, do I? Also, sorry for the late post)

HI there Razzberries!

I know y’all love my funny, weird, and cheesy quotes, so, here’s more! Enjoy!

(Also my evil twin pops up time to time, just ignore her)

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-“Welcome folks, to another episode of “Why Am I Up At Two In The Morning?”

I still don’t know why I was up so early.

-“I promise I’m not a bunch of La Croix cans in a jean jacket.”

I promise.

-Graham Cracker: poor snake

Katrina: Oh my gosh

POOR SNEK

Me: JAN JAN (Yes, that’s a reference. Kudos to whoever gets it)

Graham Cracker: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of little garden snake Miranda

would anyone like to say a few words?

Me: I will.

Katrina: Miranda was so young

And yet

She was stepped on with no regard to her hopes and dreams, aspirations, or future

Me: Miranda, also known as Jan Jan, was a good snake. I didn’t know them that long, In fact, I don’t know why I’m here, the Sheriff’s Secret Police kidnapped me (another reference. Extra kudos if you also get that), send help, but I know they were a good snek. Rest in peace

Graham Cracker: s-she wanted to be a dentist

Me: So, the snek’s name was legally Janice Miranda?

Graham: yes

Katrina: Oh my snek

Such a beautiful name

More things from my groupchat. 

-“‘None of us know latin’

cogitare iterum, dude.”

Yes, I took latin for a year. Yes, I used google translate. 

-Katrina: CATIE YOU ARE HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

Me: I’M CONTINUALLY HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

IT’S NOTHING NEW

I still am.

-Online School is the only place I can sing “Jump Up, Superstar” out loud

JUMP UP, SUPER HIGH! HIGH UP IN THE SKY

-Wrote an entire paragraph about how people smile

Basically, there are 4 kinds of smiles; nice, not nice, evil, and people who don’t smile.

-”It’s actually my evil twin”

Please go away Katie. I don’t like you.

-Wants to become a therapist

My parents said I’d be a bad therapist, and I did this, to spite them.

-”This has been a  PSA by Catie and her evil twin.”

-”THEY WOULDN’T BREAK INTO SONG RANDOMLY, WOULD THEY?”

-Me: THERAPIST AND F A B U L O U S

Katrina: THERAPIST AND U N L I C E N S E D

-”I’m the person who’ll be writing most of this. It’s just a journal, to keep track of my life. Oh, and the literal demons roaming in my head. But that’s not important.”

D I A L O G U E

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Well, that’s it. I have so much fun doing these. ❤

Love ya, platonically.

PART 3

PART 2

PART 1

Published by Catey

I’m the most wanted bachelorette, whether that’s because of my looks, wealth, or criminal record.”

9 thoughts on “WEIRD THINGS I’VE SAID/DONE

  1. Okay.. I have a whole section of my notes dedicated to not entirely g rated but almost always hilariously funny things people have said or that I’ve saw. Here are a few:

    “In a restaurant and haider (my brother) is talking about “cleopatrick” and these weird people order a whole onion and take their shoes off and sit on their feet in their chairs. Then there is another Indian family who bring McDonald’s into the restaurant and have slushies too “

    “Saw a red driving school car called flo.. as in, Aunty flow? Once a month visitor?”

    Haider (brother) waving his arms around as him and mom walk into her bedroom: “let’s get jiggy”

    Mom: don’t say that please honey
    Haider: “Why can’t I dance?”

    Mum, what’s wrong with you? Put on the butt warmers”- in the Lexus. The heated seats aka the ‘buttson burners’

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