Legends of Tomorrow Premiere!!!!

What’s up my quarantined peeps! So far I’ve done season 6 of The Flash, season 5 of Supergirl, And now, Legends of Tomorrow.
Legends is probably my favorite, hands down. It’s one of the last ones I watched, and I also can’t remember what’s happened in the last two seasons, so hopefully, this will jog my memory. Let’s go!

*Note: we watched the second episode, not the crisis one, because we already know what happens and it’s stupid to write about part five and not the others*

What the hibiscus is this? What has happened on this earth? 
“What could go wrong?” Everything Ava. It’s The Legends.
What’s up with Nate?
Zari’s brother dude. Weird.
Charlie. Yay.
MONA! 
So they’re famous?
GARY! “Former Villain.” and Constantine.
And back to AvaSurprise party! This isn’t going to go well. Sara ain’t happy. 
Ray Palmer. AND NORA THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER
And we already have a bad joke. 
And another.
Zombie Russians.
ANOTHER JOKE?
Who wants to bet someone’s getting engaged by the end of this season?
That looks like Eve Teschmacher.
“We’ll take the fire escape.”
AHHHH AVA 
Uh, Ava? That’s not a condolence card.
And Mona’s already romanticizing Russia.
What’s going on people?
“Without bloodshed.” *someone gets throw out of window”
“Possible a zombie”
“Are we killing folks? or chilling?”
“Your missing someone” Zari? “Someone you don’t remember” ZARI?
Is her name really Astra? Like season one Supergirl Astra?
“I see you you creep” Iconic Sara quote.
ZARI?  “Stuffing her face with donuts” Z A R I ? IT’S DEFINITELY ZARI.
ANGST
Ava’s cleaning.
What are you doing Nate?
Just now realizing they changed the timeline. JUST NOW?
Aaand they forgot the director.
And sneaking in. 
EVIL TEACAKE COOKIES
Sara V. army of evilies. A Classic.
LEGENDS OF TOMORROW 
Heartfelt conversation while taking out bad guys.
The rest of the team is evil. Big surprise.
DID THEY JUST SWALLOW RAY????????????????
DIDJA GET THE SHOT KEVIN?
DRAMATIC KISS.
IT IS ZARI OH GOLDFISH YEAH
Failed interview. Legends style.
Finally, there’s the evil magic. WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT THAT’S GONNA GIVE YOU CORONA.
NOOOO MICK YOU CAN’T GIVE UP LE NOVELSSSSSS
MONA’S LEAVING NOOOOOO
ZARIIIIIIIII NO THE ANGST WHYYYY

And that’s the show people! Tracking your writing and the show at the same time is exhausting. I won’t be doing that for another year.
And I realized my favorite flavor of La Croix is Hibiscus. It’s good.
Adieu,
Cate : )